April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you